This week we go in RAW on Kitchen Nightmares, comparing both the US and UK versions to parse the differences between their complex, dignified cultures. What was owning a small business like in 2004? What is the average diner’s wildest fantasy? Can you grill a caesar salad? We also tune in to a bit of O’Toole Time. Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their newest album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stop returning your texts? Shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org and we promise to not report you to the authorities.