We here at LLCS have had a spiritual revelation: electoral politics is naught but pageantry. As such we put it upon ourselves simply to comment on who wore the best dress. We recap the major goings-on in the American election and make our predictions for 2021 and beyond for the future of the GOP, the Democratic party, and actual citizen (guess who gets the short end of the stick there?).

Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their newest album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.

Need a place to send your manifesto now that your children have stop returning your texts? Shoot us an email at llcscfrc@gmail.com and we promise to not report you to the authorities.