Continuing our series on Canada’s Greatest Canadians we take a look at the life of William Lyon Mackenzie King, our longest-serving and simp-iest prime minister. We explain his relationship to labour, strikers, and the Progressive Party, condemn his blatant sinophobia, and are wowed by his conversations with dead dogs.
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