There’s a rat in my hat
The gang is back with a delectable episode for you: a three course meal of the dumbest articles in the country. First, we envision our upcoming “democracy defense” invasion of the United States with John Ibbitson. From there we mourn the CBC’s loss of Tara Henley, and Jesse samples her earlier work. For dessert we sit down with the Dark Professor himself to demand, for the sake of the nation’s soul, that the bank returns his phone call.
Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.
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