Me when a girl comes over and I don’t want her to know i have 10 copies of Infinite Jest
This week the team uses their publicly available, easily accessible podcast to fight for the right liberals are trying to take from us: freedom of speech. Meghan leads a discussion on book bannings in schools and libraries, with Jesse sprinkling in the dumbest forbidden literature he could find.
Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.
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