Meghan left us home alone so that’s why we haven’t recorded in 2 weeks. We all live in one house and sleep in one big bed. It’s a racecar. We don’t know how to turn on the stove, let alone upload the files. We finally figured it out in time to discuss the world’s many happenings, like the war, Uvalde, and even the election in Colombia. Then we get sidetracked for 30 minutes talking about Officer Junior Cheeseburger having a panic attack at the mere mention of fentanyl. Did you know that fentanyl exposure leads to 40% of police hospitalizations? Google “cops 40%” for more info.
Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.
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