It’s time for everyone’s favourite semi-annual exercise in futility, the municipal elections. Kingston has a whole crop full of new councillors with hope in their eyes and wild, fanciful thoughts in their heads. We discuss the numerous ways in which these councillors could help push Kingston to a new frontier in gentrification and anti-homelessness, and then we give them a Fear Factor style challenge because Meghan said we aren’t allowed to do a Fuck Marry Kill for them. We also talk about our piece of shit incumbent mayor, and end on a hopeful note with a discussion of the coming labour action with CUPE local 1480.
Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.
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