Another loopy news round-up. We rejoice at the pathetic death of the mewling grub known as Rush Limbaugh, consider the colossal failure of Canada’s vaccine rollout thus far, and learn about the dark origin story of freshman congresswoman Lauren Boebert. Also: Dean has a dark premonition and offers a new comic book-inspired moral philosophy to base your life around.
Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their newest album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible. Also featuring “Us & Them” by the Rills
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