This week we run down the four contenders to the Conservative Party of Canada’s throne, as well as the pretenders. It’s a saga of pee, rhetorical racism, and Estonia.

Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their newest album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.

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