This week: a forbidden transmission from the smoking husk of Ontario. We recap the draconian new restriction set in place by Doug Ford in the wake of the extremely precedented spike in COVID diagnoses across the province, consider the outrage this sparked from all sides before piling on our own, and muse on the future of our pudgy Premier. We also discuss the Derek Chauvin verdict and how easily the trial could have never happened at all.

Our theme song is “Mega Guillotine 2020” by the prophetic and powerful AJJ. Go buy their newest album Good Luck Everybody for instructions on magicks dark and terrible.

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